Crazy Neighbor!!!

You know you're bat sh*t crazy when your neighbor is an acclaimed sexpert who constantly let's you know against your own will. Grant Stoddard does this to me on a daily basis. In return I make fun of him and play the part of a nutcase child on amphetamines because that's the nature of my personality he brings out in me. Anyway I'm really into his book right now "Working Stiff" it is cracking me the f*ck up in every sentence. A boy who has gone to leather camp,attended orgies,and participated in sploshing,has the British nut sack to call me crazy!!!??? But back to him. This book will make your spirits rise and enter into the strange world of NYC sex that both perplexes and amazes the rest of the free world. He constantly makes fun of himself which I love because I make fun of him all the time so this reassures me he likes it. So go out and show your support sickos, and buy it today,it's already on sale at Amazon!!!

Glam circus!!!

My friend Carissa Couch just forward me a great new web site of her friend's T-shirt and jewelry line...There is more but you'll have to see for yourself,at GLAM CIRCUS. In any case I'm gonna buy this T shirt and pair it with some dusty rose leg warmers this fall.

Art as Inspiration, part 2

Thought that kimono-inspired tops (like the one above) and dresses were a recent trend?



You'd be wrong. (Take a peek at the lady at the left.) *sigh* The Frocker so should have been an art history major.

Photo credits: www.nordstrom.com, www.metmuseum.org (respectively)

Battle of the it girl project???

Oh Raquel where did you go!!! This chick has Heatherette written all over herself. I knew her from working at At Patricia Field's and then one day turned to her page and realized she had like a gazillion Friends? The girls got fascination.

Pony,Ponellie ..... We love her because she touches our hearts not with just excellent style but with intellect and grace. She's no trust fund baby by far. She's Edie minus the damage. Pony is my muse, my protegee and little angel girl wrapped in Vintage and designer duds while splitting time between attending Princeton, and partying at TRASH!!!

And little miss Cory Kennedy I don't know you but the rest of the world with a computer seems too. And please just remember the world may feel like "We Don't need another "IT GIRL"!

Tip Toe to Sexy!!!

Check it!!! My girl Candace Ang is expanding her jewelry line to ballet flats. Starlets everywhere will be wearing them and be taking all the new found credit. However they'll be full of it because you'll have them first as soon as you buy a pair here!!!

Ahoy, mateys??

News for my lovely readers on the other side of the Atlantic --

There is an exhibit entitled "Sailor Chic — Fashion's Love Affair with the Sea" at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich (yes, the one where the Cutty Sark is). It opened on Wednesday, and I've heard good things!!

Expect pieces from Chanel, Jean Paul Gaultier, and paintings depicting the royal family in sailor dress, even posters from movies like "Anchors Aweigh" and "South Pacific".

See below for a little taste of what you'll get there.


Albert Edward, Prince of Wales (1846 portrait)
The Royal Collection, 2007, Her Majesty Elizabeth II
Photo credit: www.wikipedia.com


Yves Saint Laurent's classic 1962 peacoat
Photo credit: www.style.com



Vivienne Westwood pirate outfits
Photo credits: www.vam.ac.uk



Kenzo's take on nautical

So be sure to check it out, and don't forget to tell me what you think! Leave a comment, email me, anything!

Photo credits: www.iht.com

Musings

For some reason, I've been listening to Beyonce's B-Day CD all day. I just watched the video for Freakum Dress.

That video would have been at least 10 times better if she had worn this:



Or this:


Or this:


(All Christopher Kane, obviously)

Hell, even this not-so-skintight stunner from Pucci would have worked: